I’ll post this in my nearly perfect english because, this goes to all readers worldwide. I got a short thought about the following thing:
When I’m working on a project, I don’t think about that what I’m doing very well – I just do it, I simply code it. Therefore my code seems the biggest codesmell you’ve ever seen
But my intention of this post was, to tell you about the thoughts which I engross.
It is about female coders
. When a women wrotes new code… it’s some like that:
WOMEN CODE
/** We create a new Person... **/ $p = new Person(); /** @SORRY: I CAN'T CONTINUE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PERSON. MALE OR FEMALE? DOES HE/SHE LOOK MY FAVORITE SERIES? DOES HE/SHE KNOW WHO GEORGE CLOONEY IS? WHICH PERSONAL CIRCUMSTANCES DOES HE/SHE HAVE, WHICH MUSIC, WHICH HISTORY HAS (S)HE AND WHAT IS ALL THIS CODE ABOUT TO CREATE THIS PERSON???? LOOK ... THIS CONSTRUCTOR HAS TOO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS. **/ if ($p) unset($p); // LOOK FOR ANOTHER CLASS WHICH MAY FULLFILL YOUR WISHES! // There are other Classes, let us try new Singleton() therefore
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September 24th, 2008 at 23:16
*hehe*
Um das mal auf die Spitze zu treiben: http://pastie.org/278925
September 25th, 2008 at 09:17
Hehe … auch geil